I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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