Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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