We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My breasts were aching with rage.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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