i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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