How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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