where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize
