THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I forgot how hot balto sounded
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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