There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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