After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Holy shit dude........stairs
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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