Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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