u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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