We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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