Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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