Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she pinky promised me she was 18
this will be a night to untag.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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