can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Rumble strips road head = magical
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
