So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
They have beer where we have blood.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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