i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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