i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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