i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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