i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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