Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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