I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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