are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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