I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
