I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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