Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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