suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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