It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she smelled like a LAN party
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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