i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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