So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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