Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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