I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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