It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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