is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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