is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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