you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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