I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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