white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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