k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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