"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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