This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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