the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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