:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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