it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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