Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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