Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
