JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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