and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize