if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Randomize
