you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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