I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
