Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize