i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
