He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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