i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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