brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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